Why No *Beep*? Me Betty Bo Peep?

It has never happened in the nistory of my life since I possess a handphone. Never. Oh, maybe as far as i can remember . But it happened today.

*Hold breath*

Today

I did NOT receive a SINGLE call. Or called anyone.

I did NOT receive a SINGLE SMS. Or sms-ed anyone.

Isn't that SPOOOOOKKKYYYY? Gahhhh...

My phone was just QUIET the entireeeee day. Queer....Or does it say somthing about me?! *Gasp* Oh Noooo..., I am not loved and remembered anymore...Boo hoo...* Getting paranoid , pulling hair out*

Or does it say something about the rest?! O_o Has everyone retreated into the deep mountains to 闭门修炼 and to master the 战胜年终大考十全大法?

For a socially functioning tertiary student, this cannot be happening. Her handphone has not emitted a single sound for the whole freaking 24 hours! (Oh well, it did, I set the alarm to wake me up this morning, but that was NOT counted) She only does not use her handphone in ONE WHOLE DAY (24 hours!) for the following reasons:

1) She's dead
2) Her friends are all dead
3) She and her friends are all dead.
4) She is just a pathetically socially dysfunctional person.

Since 1)-3) are not happening,no. 4 sounds pretty right alriteeee. Oh gosh, this is sooooo bad....I have no friendssss...nobody loves me anymoreeeee.....Tomorrow i think I will send that gal can't-remember-what's-her-name who always sits at the far end of the classroom an SMS to ask her out for lunch. Let me check my phone add book. Ahhh...Jane. She looks like she has no friends too. Birds of lonely feathers should flock together. Alrite , set. There will never be ANOTHER day my phone doesn't beep. It is simply NOT Right.

If only i can send an SMS to myself. Why dun handphones have that functionnnn??????!!!

* Dear readers, I am suddenly overwhelmed by my latent bimbotic self and hence the above post. Don't take that side of me too seriously, eventhough I am not very sure if that is my true self instead. Exams preparation just makes u realise that u r actually schizopreniac and it can be quite liberating. I thank you for your understanding.*