Relativity Can Be Funny Too U Know

Alrigght. alright, u can accuse me of trying to just anyhow post some random quotes as fillers, but please read the below quotes from Einstein! Haha, never knew he could so wacky and cheeky. And sometimes a wee bit caustic, ouch. But nonetheless, thought-provokingly funny. So, never mind that one is a brilliant geek , as long as he is also a humorous one, hee. :) Enjoyyy..

1)You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

2)Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like anhour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.THAT'S relativity.

3)Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

4)No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?

5)Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

6)If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.

7)If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.

8)The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.