When Your Mom Reads Your Blog

First of all , allow me to greet my mom. "Well-done Mama, i know u feel really victorious now, having stumbled upon this site and uncovered ur daughter's underground doings."

The site will have to shift to a new hide-out soon, haha. And now u curse that u have a English-literate Mom, hahaha. What can i say, having Mom reading my blog is like asking a priest to decide how much to censor an RA film before it can be screened.

I have never heard my mom laughing so heinously, more like hyper -amused as she called me today. SHE COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING.

I never told her that i left the phone in the cab. Now she knows.

I never told her the exact amount i spent on my hair. And now she knows.

I didn't lie outright, i just chose not to say, hehe. And having raked out all these untold "lies" by herself, she had never felt more triumphant, and she purposely called me to proclaim her victorious findings, and being highly amused by what i had up my sleeves so far, the whole conversation went like this:

Mom: " Hmm...so u don't want to buy a new phone huh..."

Me: " No need la, this (damn old stupid) phone still can use mahh..* guilt-stricken*

Mom:" *stifling laughter* Dun leave this one in the cab again horr..hahahaha"

Me: "* gasped* How u knowwww? U read my bloggg???"

Mom:" *avoiding my question as she launched another jellyfish sting* And ur hair is $136 to be EXACT! u told me $100 ++ ( round off what...ooops) HOHOHOHO...HAHAHAAHA*

She continued laughing like this for the rest of the conversation. I had to hold the phone away from my ear for she laughed too loudly, moreover, i didn't get much chance to speak anyway. Her purpose of the call was only to ENTERTAIN HERSELF BY CATCHING ME RED-HANDED, to tower over me in superior authority: " Ha! Don't think u can fool Mama! I know what u did last summer...hyak hyak hyak" I wonder how come she can be so amused from knowing that i had concealed certain truths from her, haha. Strange Mama...

Haha, Dear Mama, had I wanted to lie with full intent, I wouldn't have written all those down here in my blog, knowing that both Chin and Pik have access to this blog and eventually u will read it too.

I don't have anything to hide, just that sometimes I don't find it necessary to report every minute thing to my Mom, moreover, being an adult , i feel i have the right to conserve certain information from my parents.

So, Dear Mama, u can definitely still come and read what i have to write. Be assured that your daughter mua is not devilishly scheming, and she is not on drugs for sure; she is just a wee-bit mischievous.:P